Eating your underwear

Does your Butt ever eat your underwear?

Mine NEVER DOES!!
Just wondering?? :)

Well I just think that every woman has this problem,
well I mean guys too!

EWWW, Barf!
Anywho, I remember in high school this guy asked this girl if her butt was hungry....

I had NOO idea what he meant!
Fast Foward 10 years and I know what he means...
I mean not from personal experience or anything but you know....

I mean you know when you were young you used to wear thongs ALL the TIME,
Well NOT ANYMORE!
CUZ YOUR BUTT WILL EAT THEM!

NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!!,
BUT I HAVE SEEN THIS TRAGEDY WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

So what is the Diagnosis, Prognosis, Poliosis, of this Hypothesis??
Is your BUTT REALLY HUNGRY?
Or do you need NEW UNDERWEAR?